We have found evidence that support the theorie: “Looper has no life”.
The next video is the final piece of evidence needed for a conviction as “nolifer”.

Dear jurry of tonight, we will show you the proof that Looper a.k.a. Sam/Jack/Armyboy/Nigger has been terrorising our streets, showing videogames and porn on walls.
He allegedly went to work as a regular forklift driver, convincing others and deceiving close friends…..
Dear jurry, the video you are about to see will convincingly show that Looper has massive luxury problems and causes a threat to mankind.
I see no other reason to see this as an act of terror and I therefor ask the jurry to sentence Looper for the maximum penalty.

The video speaks for itself:

Case closed.