Fakkelbrigade takes over Dignitas!
Now that i have your attention with this enthralling title, we did take over Dignitas, however we did take over for Dignitas, in a onlinecup hosted by Esports Heaven.
There was a lot of confusion going over mumble, on what was supposed to happen. Exfane kept saying he signed us up for the ETF2L 5th, while Arie said it was the One night wonder III cup. Mirelin as usual kept talking to his only friend in this world, his amazing parrot. Fisshu is stoned as always and kept saying “take it easy mate, its the TF2 Razer Cup: The Moray Menace”. Looper was to busy with his forklift training course, making him coming into mumble late. Dr.LeoN couldn’t care less, and was playing a flash based rpg game.
Around 20:00 CET, we did however find out we where playing instead of Dignitas, since they obviously don’t care about a tiny Mickey Mouse cup. Our first opponents was -=Crazy=-, brilliant clan name I might add. While connecting to the server, Dr.LeoN got a classic BSOD. So “Diggybrigade” had to play the badlands with five men. When Dr.LeoN finally came back, the match was already finished, filled up with rage, he 1v1′ed Arie and got his ass handed to him.
Second match was against Rage Quit, another well thought-trough nickname by our comrades from the east. The map this time was cp_well. It was another easy victory for FB, after just 14 minutes, it was already over, with another 5-0 win. You might say they “clan-named”. Well well (pun intended), they didn’t actually rage quit, but did get their ass handed to them pretty rough, taken into account that cp_well has a 1 minute start up time. We did beat them in 9 minutes.
Third map, against the newly-formed team; Broder, or 7 brothers who aren’t brothers for those of you that are gay (Fisshu, seriously, 7BWAB?!?!?). This time the map was gravlepit. With Fakkelbrigades awesome(…) attacking skills on this map, versus Tordens brilliant sense of tactics, it could only go one way, straight north.
Man of the match: Berserkers awesome tactic, by restarting his computer right before the game, and making us wait for approximately 20-30 minutes. We could only play one round of gravlepit, since Looper needs to crash his car at 10 mph, and drive around with a forklift at work. Because of this, we had to reschedule the two last rounds of gravlepit. This was decided by a heavy weight boxing match FFA style. Fakkelbrigade won, since we are a bunch of awesome pub players.
The last instalment of this match will take place on Tuesday the 26th, at 19:00 CET, if I’m not mistaken
January 21st, 2010 at 08:46
np Dignitas, you’re welcome.
January 21st, 2010 at 09:58
The following takes place at 20:00 CET, when the Razer cup is supposed to start.
Fisshu: “I’ve been talking to D2M, we could take the place of Dignitas in the cup”
Arie: “Yeah talk to D2M Exfane, so we get a nice seeding”
Exfane: “I’ve already signed us up mate.”
Mirelin: “*parrot noises* So are we playing tonight? *parrot noises*”
Arie/Fisshu: “Yes we’re playing in a cup toni-”
Exfane: “Yes we’re playing pcw’s, let’s find an opponent for tonight”
Fisshu: “Exfane, did you sign us up for the Razer cup?”
Exfane: “There is only one cup you can sign up for: ETF2L’s 5th cup. That cup starts the 25th, not tonight”
Fisshu: “Exfane, we’ve got a cup tonight, it starts right now.”
Oh the confusion!
January 21st, 2010 at 14:47
i bet Leon was going over the steam forums to see if anymore people called him a hacker for his epeen purposes.
January 23rd, 2010 at 15:19
atleast put it the right way arie;
Fisshu: Exfane did you sign us up for the cup, if not you needa talk to D2M
Exfane: ye i’ve signed us up on etf2l.
Fisshu: How did you do that, i thought it was full, talk to D2M anyways m8.
Exfane: Naah it wasnt full, just used the teampage and signed us up for the cup.
Arie: What cup you talkin bout Exfane?
Exfane: There is only one cup i can sign up for: ETF2L’s 5th cup. That cup starts the 25th, not tonight”