Surprisingly, Dignitas won the Assembly Winter LAN. Who would have guessed?

For some reason Exfane joined a shoutcast hosted on our Mumble to provide his *cough* EXPERT *cough* commentary, helped by his superiour gamesense.

Being a masochist, I decided to record the shoutcast so you can get the full enjoyment of watching two great matches (semi-final and final), while simultaneously listening to Mr. Rage interrupting the excellent Arx.

Bronze final STV + shoutcast recording:

TCM getting robbed (crashing tournament PC’s for TCM) of third place by Power Gaming

Final STV + shoutcast recording:

Illegal using taunts while fighting for mid against Dignitas

I love the new hitsound function Valve introduced to TF2. What I don’t like is the actual DING noise it makes. Luckily Valve has added variables to change this sound.

The Quake 3 hitsound is a lot less annoying, so I decided to use that. Get the Quake 3 hitsound here. Download it and save it to your TF2 folder (Steam\steamapps\yoursteamaccountnamehere\team fortress 2\tf\sound).

Go in-game and type:

tf_dingaling_wav_override hit.wav

Done, that’s all!

Last sunday, Exfane was finally sober enough to play the ETF2L cp_turris cup final against pingu.

Using all his skills, focus and GameSense(tm)(r) he needed over 9 minutes to make the final (3-0) capture.

After the match, Exfane told a reporter:

“This match was a lot tougher than the one against Shitnaz, really had to give it my all this time”

Laaaaaaaaaag

The match wasn’t played on FB server #1 (fakkelbrigade.eu:27015) but on the infamous ETF2L admin b0x (213.163.72.221:27015).

Pingu had this to say about the FB server #1:

pingu “it’s laggin real bad, can’t play here, lots of choke”

The ETF2L admin b0x was much better:

[FB] The Insane Exfane “this ok then?”
pingu “ye alrite”
[FB] The Insane Exfane “you dont have lag?”
pingu “nop”

Exfane was happy with both servers

[FB] The Insane Exfane “you wanna know what etf2l srv this is”
[FB] The Insane Exfane “the fb server #1″
[FB] The Insane Exfane “so youre a lying cunt”
pingu “wtf”
pingu “but before i was lagging”

Exfane’s victory can be viewed in all glory using the STV demo.

Cheers,

Byte

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