FakkelBrigades first fixture in the 5th instalment of the ETF2L cup.
(22:57:26) (+ETF2L2) Fixture 49: Addicted Bastards vs FakkelBrigade
From the looks of it, Addicted Bastards is a newly formed Spanish team, made around the start of December last year, with only a handful of ladder matches to show their history.
First round is this week, and hopefully, by the end of this week, there will be one Spanish team left in the cup

Now that i have your attention with this enthralling title, we did take over Dignitas, however we did take over for Dignitas, in a onlinecup hosted by Esports Heaven.

There was a lot of confusion going over mumble, on what was supposed to happen. Exfane kept saying he signed us up for the ETF2L 5th, while Arie said it was the One night wonder III cup. Mirelin as usual kept talking to his only friend in this world, his amazing parrot. Fisshu is stoned as always and kept saying “take it easy mate, its the TF2 Razer Cup: The Moray Menace”. Looper was to busy with his forklift training course, making him coming into mumble late. Dr.LeoN couldn’t care less, and was playing a flash based rpg game.

Around 20:00 CET, we did however find out we where playing instead of Dignitas, since they obviously don’t care about a tiny Mickey Mouse cup. Our first opponents was -=Crazy=-, brilliant clan name I might add. While connecting to the server, Dr.LeoN got a classic BSOD. So “Diggybrigade” had to play the badlands with five men. When Dr.LeoN finally came back, the match was already finished, filled up with rage, he 1v1′ed Arie and got his ass handed to him.

Second match was against Rage Quit, another well thought-trough nickname by our comrades from the east. The map this time was cp_well. It was another easy victory for FB, after just 14 minutes, it was already over, with another 5-0 win. You might say they “clan-named”. Well well (pun intended), they didn’t actually rage quit, but did get their ass handed to them pretty rough, taken into account that cp_well has a 1 minute start up time. We did beat them in 9 minutes.

Third map, against the newly-formed team; Broder, or 7 brothers who aren’t brothers for those of you that are gay (Fisshu, seriously, 7BWAB?!?!?). This time the map was gravlepit. With Fakkelbrigades awesome(…) attacking skills on this map, versus Tordens brilliant sense of tactics, it could only go one way, straight north.

Man of the match: Berserkers awesome tactic, by restarting his computer right before the game, and making us wait for approximately 20-30 minutes. We could only play one round of gravlepit, since Looper needs to crash his car at 10 mph, and drive around with a forklift at work. Because of this, we had to reschedule the two last rounds of gravlepit. This was decided by a heavy weight boxing match FFA style. Fakkelbrigade won, since we are a bunch of awesome pub players.

The last instalment of this match will take place on Tuesday the 26th, at 19:00 CET, if I’m not mistaken

Zalig Kerstfeest – Exfane, Arie Major Malfunction and Private Gomer Pyle

Merry Christmas – Looper, Fisshu, Swarlz, Matji, Beetle and Fragga

God Jul – Emptynoflow, Tedman and Dr.LeoN

Priecigus Ziemassvetkus - aNimaL and Mirelin

Feliz Natal – Swifty

Joyeux Noël – Miaouss

Mo’adim Lesimkha. Chena tova – Jonni

Nadolig Llawen – Cook

Idah Saidan Wa Sanah Jadidah – Byte

Wesołych Świąt – Vice

A lot of names are forgotten, this is the list of first team players, honoreary players, and the current FB green. Whoever that is a part of the FB-family wishes you a merry christmas and a happy new year, safe fragging.

We have found evidence that support the theorie: “Looper has no life”.
The next video is the final piece of evidence needed for a conviction as “nolifer”.

Dear jurry of tonight, we will show you the proof that Looper a.k.a. Sam/Jack/Armyboy/Nigger has been terrorising our streets, showing videogames and porn on walls.
He allegedly went to work as a regular forklift driver, convincing others and deceiving close friends…..
Dear jurry, the video you are about to see will convincingly show that Looper has massive luxury problems and causes a threat to mankind.
I see no other reason to see this as an act of terror and I therefor ask the jurry to sentence Looper for the maximum penalty.

The video speaks for itself:

Case closed.

Leon has found a new way to die.
This kind of behaviour has never been shown before and some would call it an “ass whooping”.

However Sneis is performing the move, immediately calling it luck instead of skill………..