alias whine1 "say "FUCK YOU FUCKING FUCKER FUCK!"; bind X whine2"
alias whine2 "say "Your mother smell like a a less attractive woman"; bind X whine3"
alias whine3 "say "HAHAHA, something funny on tv, was afk"; bind X whine4"
alias whine4 "say " JEEZ fps lag I CANT TAKE IT"; bind X whine5"
alias whine5 "say "HORNY i got distracted by neighbours daughter"; bind X whine6"
alias whine6 "say "toiletlicking DEAD KANGAROO SITTING IN CHAIR"; bind X whine7"
alias whine7 "say "cumguzzling rusty cat CAN YOU FUCKING BELIEVE THIS SHIT?!"; bind X whine8"
alias whine8 "say " WONDERFUL, SIMPLY FUCKING WONDERFUL who made this mouse omg"; bind X whine9"
alias whine9 "say "ASDASFFASXZXVVZ!"; bind X whine10"
alias whine10 "say "FUCK THIS! I'm off to CS again n00bs!"; bind X whine11"
alias whine11 "say "NO WAY kid pulling my trouser"; bind X whine12"
alias whine12 "say "WTF! Fucking noobgame! "; bind X whine13"
alias whine13 "say "silly cat pissing on the cookies I WANTED TO EAT THEM"; bind X whine14"
alias whine14 "say "WONDERFUL, SIMPLY FUCKING WONDERFUL madonna playing"; bind X whine15"
alias whine15 "say "lucky bastard"; bind X whine16"
alias whine16 "say "drug dealer wans his bmoney back"; bind X whine17"
alias whine17 "say "common sense WHAT IS THE ODDS?"; bind X whine18"
alias whine18 "say "My mouse slipped! Seriously!"; bind X whine19"
alias whine19 "say "broken my arm just now FUCK YOU"; bind X whine20"
alias whine20 "say "aimbotter FOR FUCKS SAKE"; bind X whine21"
alias whine21 "say "A BIRD FLEW THROUGH WINDOW FUCK YOU"; bind X whine22"
alias whine22 "say "goddamn dog farted FFS?"; bind X whine23"
alias whine23 "say "Fucking w+m1 noskill!"; bind X whine24"
alias whine24 "say "THE MEDICS REVIVED SOMEONE NEXTDOOR THE SOUND ZZZ FUCK YOU"; bind X whine25"
alias whine25 "say "GF PREGNANT OK??"; bind X whine1"
bind X whine1