Beetle the Gender Bender

Born South-African, he comes from a place called ‘Essay’. We looked it up on Google Maps but couldn’t find such a place. Oh well. Anyway. Now residing in the United Kingdom, Beetle is no stranger to FakkelBrigade. He played for FB² during its 18 months of rapenaging pwnage before being hand-picked by Exfane to administer and manage FB: Green. When he’s not drowning in digital paperwork or plotting new ways of World Domination, he plays a pimpin’ pocket soldier. He’s the proverbial exception to the rule: no drink, no drugs and no dirty language. He’s the Yin to our Yang, the Black to our White (or as close to Black as it gets).

Call Sign: Beetle
Main Class: Soldier

Private “Gomer” Pyle

A tribute to a tribute, Pyle is one of the instigators of this phenomenon called ‘FakkelBrigade’ and a true believer of the Green Temple. No one knows exactly where he’s from, he just sort of appeared. We took him in to the FakkelHQ where he stayed ever since. For months he kept to himself, practicing and studying all the things that make or break a good Scout living on nothing but Coke (the drink) and grass (not actually grass). Finally, after passing intense and – let’s be honest – quite invasive physical and psychological tests by Exfane, Private Pyle is reporting back for duty. A word of advice: never look this enlisted man in the eyes, his thousand yard stare will scare you to death if his scattergun doesn’t get you first!

Call Sign: Pyle
Main Class: Scout

Major Malfunction

Regardless of the question, Major Malfunction is the answer. He’s been there, done that and recorded the demos to prove it. Exfane and he met in an upper class mental institute where they drafted their first concepts to take over the World. Caretakers soon realized there’d be no end to the madness anytime soon and discharged our heroes. Against his better knowledge, the Major decided to pursue a career as a Soldier of Fortune which came to an abrupt end when he was sent to prison by a military court for a crime he didn’t commit. He promptly escaped to return to the only place he ever called home. FakkelBrigade.

Call Sign: Malf
Main Class: Demoman

Miaouss the Fur Ball

Nobody likes the French. Not even the French themselves. We all like furry things though. So we like Miaouss. However cute he may seem, don’t let his curly whiskers, friendly exterior or funny accent mislead you. The only player without an FB history, we met him during Scout trials where – after careful consideration – we decided we could really do with a French cheater player. He’s a heart breaker and a heart taker, who loves only two things in life: cats and FakkelBrigade.

Call Sign: Miaouss (Me~ous)
Main Class: Scout