The Legendary BNC strikes again!

Exfane — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 00:23:18 +0000

Earlier today, when the fight on the battlefields had just erupted for the FakkelBrigade, they were getting pushed back to last point of fastlane, when disaster struck. A very large group of large black men wearing nothing but thongs rushed past Cook’s house, throwing Molotov Cocktails and a random assortment of dildo’s through the windows. This ofcourse resulted in Cook’s interwebs collapsing, forcing a rare ‘pause’ in the virtual fight.

Meanwhile in the real world, Cook manages to free himself from the flaming rubble that was his home. Outside on the pavement before Cook’s feet there was a message, written in blood: BNC OR DIE!

Cook, knowing that there was nothing else to do rejoined the ranks of the BNC, the only thing we’ve heard from his were these messages:

[22:06] +cook> anyone here
[22:06] +cook> it’s kinda urgent
[22:07] +cook>
[22:08] +cook> if anyone can read this, my house is destroyed, the BNC got me. thee is no way I can make 2nd map, on iPhone now

Spoiler: We hope to see Cook make his triumphant return tomorrow, he is out finding the last bit of internetz between the sheep.

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The Legendary BNC strikes again!