NERD-OFF: Gryzor schools dunc with over 4000 lines of source code

Arie — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 22:04:23 +0000

A 30 minute e-fight in the pickup2 channel.

The most crushing evil insult during that time:

(23:27:51) i show my code
(23:27:53) dunc shows his
(23:27:55) who wins
(23:28:37) i have about 4k lines right here

Kudos to Byte who realized within 10 seconds where the discussion was heading.

Full log after the jump

(23:14:23) <@TCM|dunc> hey Gryzor, how’s old age and bitterness treating you m8
(23:14:27) <@Byte|Laptop> LOL
(23:14:32) <@TCM|dunc> I’m loving you jumping in on every thread to try and slag the ETF2L admins off
(23:14:33) * @Byte|Laptop grabs some popcorn
(23:14:33) <@TCM|dunc> fucking awesome
(23:14:38) shit f2, get the map updated, ive been waiting for that ledge since like Sept!!
(23:14:51) <@F0> noe u!
(23:15:13) i’ll be your best friend!
(23:15:18) * Quit: skatcher (~skatcher@a83-132-79-252.cpe.netcabo.pt) (Signed off)
(23:15:28) * Quit: @tenshox (~bh@p4FE8F364.dip.t-dialin.net) (Quit)
(23:15:31) TCM|dunc, pretty sure as long as I’m below 30 and earn 600£K/y, i’m pretty fine.
(23:15:37) TCM|dunc, how aabout you?
(23:15:39) <@Byte|Laptop> LOL
(23:15:45) * @Byte|Laptop munches more popcorn
(23:15:46) <@TCM|dunc> you’re 34 and you’re probably unemployed
(23:15:50) * Quit: Mar` (~1379Mar@5ac29865.bb.sky.com) (Quit)
(23:15:50) <@TCM|dunc> so what the fuck are you on about
(23:16:01) TCM|dunc, oh, I am!
(23:16:03) heehhe
(23:16:10) this is nice
(23:16:25) <@TCM|dunc> alright m8 if you’re just gonna go with the nonsensical comebacks I’m gonna go with “you’re a fucktard, I win”
(23:16:29) <@TCM|dunc> nice doing business with you
(23:16:30) <@TCM|dunc> goodbye
(23:16:38) !last
(23:16:39) <@TF2PickupBot2> funatic: The pickup is paused right now, so I can’t process your command.
(23:16:41) no idea about that
(23:17:01) * Quit: evoke` (~theevoke@78-62-166-75.static.zebra.lt) (Signed off)
(23:17:01) !status
(23:17:01) we where at the point where you called me an idiot
(23:17:06) dunc expects a challenge with every conversation
(23:17:08) * Quit: [31]Pacas (~Pacas@78-57-11-57.static.zebra.lt) (Signed off)
(23:17:08) * Arie should have grabbed popcorn
(23:17:17) * @Byte|Laptop offers Arie some of his
(23:17:22) thx
(23:17:24) nice: the update pwnd m0res hud
(23:17:34) <@Byte|Laptop> not mine
(23:17:37) no ammo shown
(23:17:39) <@Byte|Laptop> i have one of m0re’s olds hud
(23:17:43) <@Byte|Laptop> and nothing altered
(23:17:44) <@Byte|Laptop> pwn
(23:17:44) <@Byte|Laptop>
(23:17:50) * Quit: Gubbins (~gubbins92@88-109-198-119.dynamic.dsl.as9105.com) (Signed off)
(23:18:05) TCM|dunc, I am the highest certified IBM tech in the UNIX-sphere there is in europe (aka. CATE) and work for the EU. I have the VUE-id somewhere…
(23:18:08) * ShitFly is now known as ShitFly`OFF
(23:18:22) oh, right here: VUE9-824-82477
(23:18:23) <@Byte|Laptop> Arie over there manages microsoft fyi
(23:18:24) <@TCM|dunc> hold up m8
(23:18:27) <@Byte|Laptop>
(23:18:29) <@TCM|dunc> just getting my impressed hat out
(23:18:31) TCM|dunc, anyway, who are you?
(23:18:38) and why should I care?
(23:18:40) <@TCM|dunc> why did you lie about your age Gryzor?
(23:18:40) Foul lies
(23:18:50) <@TCM|dunc> you shouldn’t care, I’m just here to bait you a bit more into your usual drunken rage
(23:19:09) TCM|dunc, pretty sure we were not discussing any age-isssues at the moment
(23:19:11) <@TCM|dunc> does being the bla bla ibm tech unix bla bla shit drive you to alcoholism?
(23:19:12) * Join: Revan (~arcadian@des16.neoplus.adsl.tpnet.pl)
(23:19:13) <@TCM|dunc> we are
(23:19:13) please stick to topic
(23:19:24) <@TCM|dunc> I said you were old, you said you were under 30, that’s a lie
(23:19:27) * Haunter\a is now known as Haunter
(23:19:28) no
(23:19:37) * Quit: zD|kurti (~dfaiojsdi@i59F57594.versanet.de) (Ping timeout)
(23:19:38) you called me an unemplyed idiot
(23:19:41) <@TCM|dunc> what
(23:19:47) i claimedi were not
(23:19:51) <@TCM|dunc> [ 10:14:20 ] [ @TCM|dunc ] hey Gryzor, how’s old age and bitterness treating you m8
(23:19:55) and now asked you of your emplyment status
(23:19:55) <@TCM|dunc> jesus christ you must be pretty pissed
(23:19:59) <@TCM|dunc> that was only 5 minutes ago
(23:19:59) so
(23:20:00) dunc
(23:20:09) where are you emplyed
(23:20:15) and what are your status
(23:20:17) * Join: DonPedro (~anon@87-194-95-195.bethere.co.uk)
(23:20:20) perhap we’re on the same LAN
(23:20:27) <@TCM|dunc> I work voluntarily in a special needs school as the IT co-ordinator, hence why I’m so competent at dealing with you
(23:20:29) i do have a lot of UK contacts
(23:20:51) ok
(23:20:52) well
(23:20:56) <@TCM|dunc> ask your contacts if they know Phil McCrackin
(23:20:57) what do you do that is useful?
(23:20:59) and makes money
(23:21:01) that sounds lame
(23:21:08) * Quit: Gozzer (Gozzer@88-108-75-46.dynamic.dsl.as9105.com) (Signed off)
(23:21:13) <@Byte|Laptop> lololol
(23:21:26) oh
(23:21:27) wait
(23:21:30) lol…
(23:21:32) nevermind
(23:21:34) wellfarekid
(23:21:35) <@TCM|dunc> I give these lovely, cute little special needs kids a life which will probably be more useful to humanity than yours lolz
(23:21:36) hahaa
(23:21:38) <@TCM|dunc> welfare kid?
(23:21:42) <@TCM|dunc> hardly you fucking smacktard
(23:21:43) how did i know that in advance
(23:22:23) …. because you have no manners
(23:22:26) <@TCM|dunc> I’ve never taken any money from the government other than my student loan 5 years ago which is being paid back as per standard regulations
(23:22:27) <@Byte|Laptop> LOL
(23:22:29) that’s why
(23:22:36) <@TCM|dunc> I have manners, just not with you
(23:22:41) <@TCM|dunc> it’s the only way to deal with mentally instable alcoholics
(23:22:59) Byte|Laptop, you can stop lol’ing, or we can quote the “show AC-stuff at lan” URL again.
(23:23:13) ööööööööööööööööh
(23:23:15) kapow!
(23:23:15) <@TCM|dunc> how’s ETF2L admin life treating you Gryzor?
(23:23:16) <@TCM|dunc> owait lol
(23:23:22) how long till servers updated
(23:23:22) <@TCM|dunc> they kicked you for being a massive twat
(23:23:31) oh wait
(23:23:38) nobody kicked me for anything
(23:23:41) <@TCM|dunc> ah no you left before they could kick you
(23:23:42) <@TCM|dunc> I remember now
(23:23:44) if your read their newspost
(23:23:45) post
(23:23:52) it actually says I QUIT
(23:23:54) so
(23:24:00) if THEY tell you I quit
(23:24:02) and I do too
(23:24:09) <@TCM|dunc> man jesus christ keep the fuck up
(23:24:09) how the fuck do you get it to that I got KICKED?
(23:24:11) <@TCM|dunc> I know you’re drunk
(23:24:12) moron
(23:24:13) <@TCM|dunc> but read that
(23:24:16) did your IBM certs help admin ETF2L?
(23:24:16) <@TCM|dunc> [ @TCM|dunc ] ah no you left before they could kick you
(23:24:18) <@TCM|dunc> [ @TCM|dunc ] I remember now
(23:24:34) yes
(23:24:37) that was you
(23:24:40) <@Byte|Laptop> LOL
(23:24:42) 2 minutes ago
(23:24:42) <@Byte|Laptop>
(23:24:43) <@TCM|dunc> wtf lol
(23:24:44) idiot
(23:24:44) <@TCM|dunc> jesus christ
(23:24:49) * Quit: T0uFoX-2 (~Emp@T0uFoX.users.quakenet.org) (Signed off)
(23:24:50) <@TCM|dunc> you are either a) hugely unintelligent
(23:24:51) how lame are you
(23:24:54) <@TCM|dunc> b) hugely unintelligent
(23:24:54) <@Byte|Laptop> lol dunc ur face must be priceless
(23:24:55) limp much?
(23:24:56) <@TCM|dunc> or c) a massive drunk
(23:25:00) i mean
(23:25:04) * Join: zD|kurti (~dfaiojsdi@i59F5613D.versanet.de)
(23:25:05) <@TCM|dunc> you’re still going :/
(23:25:07) <@TCM|dunc> I like your arguing style
(23:25:11) <@TCM|dunc> it’s unique (read: retarded)
(23:25:14) d) a hugely unintelligent drunk?
(23:25:21) <@TCM|dunc> DING DING DING WE HAVE A WINNER!
(23:25:28) <@TCM|dunc> Koeitje bags first prize
(23:25:28) * Quit: JestA (Stabilow@Stabilow.users.quakenet.org) (Signed off)
(23:25:31)
(23:25:34) <@Byte|Laptop> pld Koeitje
(23:25:39) <+PYYYOUR> I see what you did there koeitje
(23:25:40) I wanted to say something like ‘get a life’, but realized I was still reading this shit.
(23:25:47)
(23:25:55) <@TCM|dunc> anyway Gryzor as much fun as this was, I’m gonna go finish your mum off
(23:25:59) <@TCM|dunc> (YES! 5 points)
(23:26:08) all we need now is ziggy and josh
(23:26:11) <@Byte|Laptop> and appz
(23:26:12) <@Byte|Laptop> come on
(23:26:12) <@Byte|Laptop>
(23:26:15) nothing of any interest in the tf2 update it seems?
(23:26:16) <@Byte|Laptop> would be a massive fest
(23:26:20) <@Byte|Laptop> Fragga the quickswitch
(23:26:22) <@Byte|Laptop> and the ingame talk
(23:26:25) oh yeah
(23:26:26) <@Byte|Laptop> u cna now talk when ur dead
(23:26:28) <@Byte|Laptop> to ur team
(23:26:28) TCM|dunc, do you not need to have done ANYTHING in TF2 to claim such a thing?
(23:26:32) <@Byte|Laptop> so thats a good thing
(23:26:34) yeah
(23:26:37) !ADD
(23:26:37) <@TCM|dunc> eh
(23:26:37) <@TF2PickupBot2> eSr^techtron: The pickup is paused right now, so I can’t process your command.
(23:26:38) <@TCM|dunc> what
(23:26:40) <@Byte|Laptop> the rest is all fixes
(23:26:42) * Quit: Arm3D`bm (~Michael-W@95-89-3-34-dynip.superkabel.de) (Read error: EOF from client)
(23:26:45) <@Byte|Laptop> no buffs tho :p
(23:26:46) cool
(23:26:51) free for all
(23:26:53) * Quit: ThePledge (~tijgetjes@irenne.demon.nl) (Signed off)
(23:26:53) where;s my lightning gun?
(23:26:54) <@TCM|dunc> are you genuinely telling me I’ve done nothing in TF2?
(23:26:58) <@Byte|Laptop> i stole it dude
(23:27:00)
(23:27:01) <@Byte|Laptop> :p
(23:27:07) * Join: nos_ (n@jezisgay.users.quakenet.org)
(23:27:08) * Q (+o) nos_
(23:27:14) TCM|dunc, what have you done
(23:27:19) TCM|dunc, send me source-code
(23:27:21) <@Byte|Laptop> LOL
(23:27:24)
(23:27:25) <@TCM|dunc> source code fucking lol
(23:27:25) i can publish mine
(23:27:26) <@TCM|dunc> what
(23:27:28) <@TCM|dunc> what
(23:27:29) <@TCM|dunc> the
(23:27:29) <@Byte|Laptop> is it all about programming?
(23:27:29) <@TCM|dunc> fuck
(23:27:31) <@TCM|dunc> are you talking about
(23:27:33) * Quit: Retsh0ck (~family_K@booiavf.users.quakenet.org) (Quit)
(23:27:35) <@Byte|Laptop> jesus
(23:27:37) TCM|dunc, i can show you mine if you show me yous
(23:27:37) * Join: PANDAOFF (Asakura1@79-75-21-76.dynamic.dsl.as9105.com)
(23:27:39) dunc vs gryzor?
(23:27:39) as they say
(23:27:42) TCM|dunc regularly abuses me, that should be enough for everyone to like him
(23:27:42) i dont know who to support
(23:27:42) <@TCM|dunc> what relevance does programming have to TF2?!
(23:27:43) lol
(23:27:44) aye
(23:27:45) that’s a hard decision
(23:27:45) im on
(23:27:49) someone set up a domain
(23:27:51) catchup time ziggy!
(23:27:51) i show my code
(23:27:53) dunc shows his
(23:27:55) who wins
(23:27:56) <@TCM|dunc> hahahahha
(23:27:57) sure Gryzor
(23:27:57) <@TCM|dunc> what
(23:27:58) <@TCM|dunc> the
(23:27:58) <@Byte|Laptop> LOL
(23:27:59) <@TCM|dunc> fuck
(23:28:01) * PANDAOFF is now known as AlmightyPANDA
(23:28:03) lol that sounds so ga
(23:28:03) in what is fruitful
(23:28:04) y
(23:28:04) let’s have a CODE-OFF
(23:28:07) <@TCM|dunc> honestly I would love to be in your head right now
(23:28:07) <@Byte|Laptop> its all about code rep TCM|dunc
(23:28:09) <@Byte|Laptop> didn’t u know?
(23:28:12) <@Byte|Laptop>
(23:28:14) 22:27:46 let’s have a CODE-OFF > LOL
(23:28:15) you sound like some boy taking a shower @ soccer practice Gryzor
(23:28:16) nice
(23:28:18) <@TCM|dunc> I don’t even know what code you’re talking about ffs, what relevance does any of this have to my TF2 career?
(23:28:18) we’re one
(23:28:19) dunc
(23:28:22) shows his code
(23:28:24) <@TCM|dunc> we’re one?
(23:28:24) i shows mine
(23:28:26) <@Byte|Laptop> LOL
(23:28:27) <@TCM|dunc> I fucking hope not
(23:28:28) who has contributed most
(23:28:29) LO
(23:28:30) <@TCM|dunc> hahahah @ Gryzor
(23:28:31) <@Byte|Laptop> omg
(23:28:32) get your code out for the lads!
(23:28:33) <@Byte|Laptop> LOL
(23:28:34) <@Byte|Laptop> hahaha
(23:28:37) i have about 4k lines right here
(23:28:40) <@Byte|Laptop> LOL
(23:28:42) rofl
(23:28:43) it will be a pleasure to crush him
(23:28:48) <@Byte|Laptop>
(23:28:50) <+PYYYOUR> wow
(23:28:50) jesus fucking christ
(23:28:51) <@Byte|Laptop> dear god
(23:28:55) dunc crushed under gryzors huge code
(23:28:56) Just show him the code TCM|dunc
(23:28:59) <@Byte|Laptop> LOL
(23:29:00) u sad fuck, why on earth would you have 4k of code lying about
(23:29:00) <@TCM|dunc> hahahah
(23:29:03) <+PYYYOUR> interest went ——————————————->
(23:29:04) its work, leave it there ffs
(23:29:16) <@TCM|dunc>
(23:29:19) TCM|dunc, show us your HUGE CODE
(23:29:22) <@TCM|dunc> done
(23:29:23) <@TCM|dunc> I won
(23:29:23) your __HUGE__ code
(23:29:24) hahahaha
(23:29:38) * Quit: Devil_cz (~Devil@119.193.broadband11.iol.cz) (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
(23:29:40) idiot
(23:29:40) <@Byte|Laptop> anyone logging this for tf2.europe?
(23:29:42) !status
(23:29:43) <@TF2PickupBot2> SkeleToon: The pickup is paused right now, so I can’t process your command.
(23:29:45) oh hang, is your code “echo ‘hello world’ ” cos that would be sick bro
(23:29:45) ofc Byte|Laptop
(23:29:46) <@Byte|Laptop> so the rest can have shits n giggles
(23:29:51) its all logs ^
(23:29:56) ed*
(23:30:02) <@Byte|Laptop> NOT-HIM
(23:30:02) whats going on
(23:30:03) <@Byte|Laptop> <3
(23:30:04) <@TCM|dunc> lol @ gryzor calling me an idiot after telling me that his contribution to TF2 is 4,000 lines of code
(23:30:04) <@Byte|Laptop>
(23:30:04) auto-log is on
(23:30:05) <@TCM|dunc> hahahahhaha
(23:30:07) on the bos
(23:30:08) <@TCM|dunc> I am actually laughing irl
(23:30:08) bots
(23:30:11) so no worries
(23:30:15) label 1, echo hello world, goto 1
(23:30:17) anyway
(23:30:18) yeah endless code
(23:30:19) i win
(23:30:20) Good for you Gryzor
(23:30:22) dunc accepted code-challan ge
(23:30:25) Logs will totally vindicate you
(23:30:27) challenge
(23:30:31) <@TCM|dunc> if ($Gryzor == “retard”) { echo “LOL!”; }
(23:30:31) so
(23:30:31) koe wins
(23:30:32) !add
(23:30:32) <@TCM|dunc> LOL!
(23:30:32) <@TF2PickupBot2> AlmightyPANDA: The pickup is paused right now, so I can’t process your command.
(23:30:32) Being an awesome coder and all
(23:30:40) * Quit: PinkyBrain (~Me@62-31-160-106.cable.ubr11.aztw.blueyonder.co.uk) (Read error: EOF from client)
(23:30:51) <@TCM|dunc> maybe this should go on ETF2L anyway, someone might be able to PM me and tell me what the *fuck* is going on
(23:30:54) TCM|dunc, kind of my point
(23:31:05) * Join: EzuR^ (EzuR_@1385158766.dhcp.dbnet.dk)
(23:31:06) !status
(23:31:18) * Quit: Fawwles (~fawwles@Fawwles.users.quakenet.org) (Signed off)
(23:31:22) <@Byte|Laptop> dunceth i love u
(23:31:25) Gryzor you’ve given me a headache from laughing :[
(23:31:26) <@Byte|Laptop>
(23:31:28) <@TCM|dunc> tell me when you get to the point Gryzor
(23:31:28) i've been coding qwtf, q3f and etf by hand, tf2 not so much, but the scripts around it -- sure
(23:31:31) <@TCM|dunc> ahh
(23:31:33) <@TCM|dunc> congrats m8
(23:31:34) <@TCM|dunc> really
(23:31:34) how are you even going to try and compete
(23:31:37) <@TCM|dunc> hahahah compete
(23:31:38) it's like
(23:31:39) <@TCM|dunc> hahahhahah
(23:31:41) a stupid joke
(23:31:51) totaly logging this stuff
(23:31:55)
(23:31:57) <@TCM|dunc> as if you are genuinely telling me that you are in, some way, better than me because you've coded scripts for a few tf games
(23:32:04) you should try and do an IRC 'goatsex' search on each other.. see who wins
(23:32:05) <@TCM|dunc> con
(23:32:05) <@TCM|dunc> grat
(23:32:06) <@TCM|dunc> u
(23:32:07) <@TCM|dunc> fucking
(23:32:08) <@TCM|dunc> lations
(23:32:11) <@TCM|dunc> you massive, massive retard
(23:32:13) classic pickup2 right here
(23:32:13) hehe
(23:32:14) lol NOT-HIM
(23:32:26) * Arm3D`zodiak is now known as ArmOFF`zodiak
(23:32:31) who needs pickups
(23:32:33) i do hope you're logging this
(23:32:37) here's a little story
(23:32:42) back in qwtf
(23:32:47) we had a little league
(23:32:47) story time
(23:32:48) sweet
(23:32:49) called etf2l
(23:32:54) * Join: dignitas\appe (~appe88@appe88.users.quakenet.org)
(23:32:58) we got us a coder, called gudylf
(23:32:58) * Chubbsta falls asleep
(23:33:04) someone sound the drama alarm
(23:33:08) we coded us an anti-cheat based on tf1.6
(23:33:09) <@Byte|Laptop> codcrille
(23:33:10) <@Byte|Laptop> pm
(23:33:13) <@TCM|dunc> someone highlight me when he's done please
(23:33:22) !invite TCM|Haza
(23:33:23) <@TF2PickupBot2> TCM|numlocked: The pickup is paused right now, so I can't process your command.
(23:33:24) :[
(23:33:25) gudyld coded a bit more
(23:33:28) sec, I'm going to watch paint dry
(23:33:33) still logging
(23:33:33) he made skills for kills
(23:33:37) he was good at this stuff
(23:33:39) * D|Voiz is now known as D|Voiz`BNC
(23:33:40) time went on
(23:33:44) oh its here
(23:33:46) i'm going to watch the peep show on channel 4
(23:33:46) he made q3f (quake3 fortress)
(23:33:47) hi Gryzor
(23:33:49) he was so good at it
(23:33:50) ööh
(23:33:52) die irl already
(23:33:59) are you getting to the point?
(23:34:00) Gryzor do u ever shut your fucking mouth?
(23:34:03) <@TCM|dunc> are we getting there Gryzor
(23:34:04) * Amonsilas is now known as BNC`Amonsilas
(23:34:05) <@TCM|dunc> I'm pretty close here
(23:34:09) <@TCM|dunc> few more strokes and I'm yours
(23:34:17) * Quit: sparkLe (~zing@88-107-48-17.dynamic.dsl.as9105.com) (Ping timeout)
(23:34:20) he ended up doing some very nice game we all know of
(23:34:23) hands above the table TCM|dunc
(23:34:24) from ID software
(23:34:27) wait till he brings out the > or < dunc
(23:34:29) and all this time
(23:34:36) we all, from the beginning, kept in contact
(23:34:38) This is going to be so relevant
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(23:34:44) <@Byte|Laptop> arie u still got my popcorn?
(23:34:47) i heard there was a fight did i miss the fight please keep fighting
(23:34:48) I'm out
(23:34:50) <@Byte|Laptop> fs
(23:34:51) <@Byte|Laptop> :p
(23:34:53) <@TCM|dunc> AND ALL THIS TIME IT TURNS OUT IT WAS ACTUALLY MY SECOND PERSONALITY BECAUSE I'M A DIAGNOSED SCHIZOPHRENIC LOALWORLZL p.s. I am drunk
(23:34:55) fight is over
(23:34:56) rofl dearjohncarter ;D
(23:34:57) ill escalate if need be i dont give a FUCK FUCK YOU DUNC YOU LITTLE HOMO
(23:35:01) Gryzor is telling about some friend that coded
(23:35:01) god dammit
(23:35:03) * Quit: autschn (~Autschn@p5481CF76.dip.t-dialin.net) (Signed off)
(23:35:04) he even coded more than Gryzor
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(23:35:11) http://www.dramabutton.com/
(23:35:21) it's truly fascinating
(23:35:26) haha
(23:35:27) Gryzor, please continue
(23:35:28) doesn't matter
(23:35:31) <@TCM|dunc> Gryzor to be fair though, I heard weqo is a much better coder than you
(23:35:35) it's pretty obvious
(23:35:36) zing
(23:35:36) what am i missing i was watching nigella lawsons breasts
(23:35:38) <@TCM|dunc> and he is STILL an ETF2L admin
(23:35:39) <@TCM|dunc> wow
(23:35:39) but for the idiot kids
(23:35:41) <@TCM|dunc> sucks to be you
(23:35:41) <@Byte|Laptop> Fragga
(23:35:42) its's not
(23:35:42) <@Byte|Laptop> go watch her
(23:35:45) <@Byte|Laptop> she's worth it
(23:35:47) that's what's funny
(23:35:48) <@Byte|Laptop> tbfh
(23:35:48) anywa
(23:35:48) she is
(23:35:49) so
(23:35:50) bbiab
(23:35:51) we end up here
(23:35:54) <@Byte|Laptop>
(23:35:55) in this situation
(23:36:01) nigella lawson makes some decent food
(23:36:07) what situation is this?
(23:36:07) where some clueless idiots tell me what I know and do not.
(23:36:09) <@Byte|Laptop> well duh dearjohncarter?
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(23:36:15) <@Byte|Laptop> she touches her hands all over it
(23:36:15) <@Byte|Laptop> :p
(23:36:17) <@Byte|Laptop> thats enough
(23:36:18) <@Byte|Laptop> !
(23:36:22) <@TCM|dunc> when did I ever say you weren't a competent coder?
(23:36:23) gross
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(23:36:27) <@Byte|Laptop> haha dearjohncarter
(23:36:27) <@Byte|Laptop> ;x
(23:36:30) <@TCM|dunc> I just said you're probably unemployed because you're mentally ill and a huge alcoholic
(23:36:40) <@TCM|dunc> I also said that weqo is better than you, 'cos it's true
(23:36:41) oh
(23:36:42) im watching her using a pizza cutter rocking it back and forth and her breasts are swaying
(23:36:42) atleast he supports his soldiers mate
(23:36:42) <@TCM|dunc> daykiller told me lol!
(23:36:43) dunc, no
(23:36:49) SWAYING
(23:36:51) Fragga have you ever had sex
(23:37:00) i'm actually making 500£ a month as a contractor
(23:37:01) breast > drama
(23:37:08) !add
(23:37:08) <@TF2PickupBot2> JIMMIS: The pickup is paused right now, so I can't process your command.
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(23:37:23) TCM|dunc, i told you 60 minutes ago you could get my IBM id
(23:37:27) what do you contract? std's?
(23:37:27) <@TCM|dunc> FIVE HUNDRED ENGLISH POUNDS PER MONTH?!?////
(23:37:30) and check my credentials
(23:37:31) lol £500 a month, do u do no work or.......
(23:37:32) <@TCM|dunc> FIIIIVE HUNDRED ENGLISH POUNDS???
(23:37:33) i was not kidding
(23:37:35) 500 quid wow
(23:37:39) A MONTH
(23:37:39) <@TCM|dunc> I could get that in 9 hours/week working in fucking tesco
(23:37:40) but thanks for playing
(23:37:42) <@Byte|Laptop> LOL
(23:37:43) <@Byte|Laptop> LOL
(23:37:43) *pinch cheek*
(23:37:44) <@Byte|Laptop> !!!
(23:37:44) <@Byte|Laptop> !
(23:37:44) <@Byte|Laptop> !
(23:37:45) <@Byte|Laptop> !
(23:37:45) !add
(23:37:48) <@Byte|Laptop> LOL
(23:37:49) Those IBM guys have it tough
(23:37:53) my mate gets more than that a day and yes he is a cunt
(23:38:00) text-based tf2 aint all that i imagined from it
(23:38:02) <@nos_> Byte|Laptop earns that an hour
(23:38:10) * Quit: DrSAuna (_FADER_DrS@c-5c1472d5.13-80-64736c10.cust.bredbandsbolaget.se) (Signed off)
(23:38:12) <@TCM|dunc> hahah I am genuinely lol irl @ the thought of gryzor earning £500/month working in tesco and scribbling little code notes on a pad as the day goes by
(23:38:23) on till roll
(23:38:24) <@Byte|Laptop> LOL fu nos_
(23:38:26) ONE DAY HE'LL MAKE IT
(23:38:27) <@TCM|dunc> "OH I'VE GOT IT! I CAN USE THIS LOGIC GATE TO DEVELOP A SYSTEM TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD! AHAHAH!"
(23:38:39) TCM|dunc, who said 500£/mo?
(23:38:41) and he still has time to get the trollies in
(23:38:44) U
(23:38:45) * Quit: plan-B|PH69 (spawnhawk@Spawnhawk.users.quakenet.org) (Signed off)
(23:38:45) must have been some kind of mistake
(23:38:45) U TWAT
(23:38:46) u did
(23:38:47) [23:37] i’m actually making 500£ a month as a contractor
(23:38:52) did you code “I QUIT” message on forums Gryzor?
(23:38:52) ah
(23:38:56) <@TCM|dunc> fucking LOL
(23:38:57) OMG :}}}}}}}}}}}
(23:39:01) <@TCM|dunc> hahhahahhahahhahah
(23:39:02) * Q (-b) *!*@infusionn.users.quakenet.org
(23:39:06) are you idiots?
(23:39:08) for real?
(23:39:11) ITS KICKING OFF IN Tf2.EUROPE TOO NOW
(23:39:13) (23:15:08) (Gryzor) TCM|dunc, pretty sure as long as I’m below 30 and earn 600£K/y, i’m pretty fine.
(23:39:17) * Join: Infusion (~infusion@geekpadawan.de)
(23:39:19) lets all bash Gryzor
(23:39:27) <@TCM|dunc> hahahah
(23:39:28) IIIITS FIGHT NIGHT
(23:39:31) It’s an old bandwagon
(23:39:32) lets all bash oggy for his singing
(23:39:33) (23:39:08) (codcrille) (23:15:08) (Gryzor) TCM|dunc, pretty sure as long as I’m below 30 and earn 600£K/y, i’m pretty fine.
(23:39:37) there you go
(23:39:40) * Koeitje humps on the bandwagon
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(23:39:46) FUCK YOU OGGY
(23:39:48) <@TCM|dunc> so now you earn £600K/year and not £500 per month?
(23:39:51) 500*12
(23:39:51) FUCK YOU BASH
(23:39:54) I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
(23:40:00) TCM|dunc, on to your qualifications
(23:40:01) EAT A BAG OF DICKS
(23:40:02) if anyone wants the logs of this, just message me
(23:40:03)
(23:40:05) TCM|dunc, what are you doing?
(23:40:11) anything useful
(23:40:11) not coding
(23:40:11) <@TCM|dunc> I already fucking told you what I was doing
(23:40:12) i guess
(23:40:12)
(23:40:14) <@TCM|dunc> jesus christ
(23:40:18) TCM|dunc, yes
(23:40:20) <@Byte|Laptop> well hes doing something right now Gryzor?
(23:40:23) TCM|dunc, but i tho that was a joke
(23:40:24) <@Byte|Laptop> and thats making everyone giggle
(23:40:25) I said I love you tho bash
(23:40:31) :<
(23:40:31) <@Byte|Laptop> by making u talk and talk?
(23:40:34) <@Byte|Laptop>
(23:40:36) Byte|Laptop, oh, hai
(23:40:42) if you really love me you should do what i told you, bitch
(23:40:44) Fragga answer my question are you a virgin
(23:40:48) the guy who is in etf2l and shares etf2l secrets on lan
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(23:40:53) <@TCM|dunc> I work in a spacker school, dealing with kids that have severe physical/mental/learning difficulties, you should know the type – IBM seem to hire them
(23:40:53) byte: go kill yourself
(23:40:54) <@Byte|Laptop> Asalam wu Allaeykum wu Rahmillaertu Wu abrakhartu Gryzor
(23:40:55) <@Byte|Laptop>
(23:40:55) lol john ^
(23:40:57) need 2 ppl for fucking around css mix
(23:41:03) what i find amusing is dunc is doing what i do to his entire tf2 team – which he says is childish and retarded.
(23:41:17) <@TCM|dunc> when have I called you childish
(23:41:19) <@TCM|dunc> retarded, yes
(23:41:37) !invite dignitas\darn
(23:41:37) <@TF2PickupBot2> TCM|Haza: The pickup is paused right now, so I can’t process your command.
(23:41:39) <@TCM|dunc> the difference with you is, you’re just ultra bitter about that fucking hilarious UKeSA game
(23:41:40) <@Byte|Laptop> oke Gryzor i’ll go kill myself
(23:41:41) eat shit
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(23:41:56) hahhahaha
(23:41:57) Fragga Fragga Fragga Fragga Fragga Fragga Fragga Fragga Fragga Fragga Fragga Fragga Fragga Fragga Fragga Fragga Fragga Fragga Fragga Fragga Fragga Fragga Fragga Fragga Fragga Fragga Fragga Fragga Fragga Fragga
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(23:42:00) are you a virgin fragga
(23:42:00) LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
(23:42:02) answer meeeeee
(23:42:04) lol
(23:42:05) lol
(23:42:07) wth
(23:42:10) dearjohncarter, you want to pop Fragga’s cherry or what?
(23:42:15) no i want to make fun of him
(23:42:15) mushroom mushroom!
(23:42:15) * gL_ is now known as gL
(23:42:19) he’s hideous i’d never fuck him
(23:42:19) ever
(23:42:19) the whole rej can!
(23:42:21) i’d pop rich’s cherry any day
(23:42:31) TCM|dunc is that what you actually do?
(23:42:33) Vali knows how beautiful i am, he knows Fragga is well below my standard
(23:42:33) JEE.
(23:42:35) it’s those caveman eyebrows, so sexy
(23:42:35) * Quit: funatic (~RuiCosta@81.193.52.69) (Quit)
(23:42:38) <@TCM|dunc> it is oggy
(23:43:11) what?
(23:43:15) ffs stop bleeping me
(23:43:28) stupid americans -.-
(23:43:32) TCM|dunc, doesn’t matter muich what you do or say, people already read my stuff. they made up their mind. you’re a stupid shit — which is none of my fault. you teaming up with byte make things pretty much a set, thanks. <3 *hugs and kisses*
(23:43:43) <+Fisshu> ..
(23:43:45) <@TCM|dunc>
(23:43:47) <@TCM|dunc> out of this convo
(23:43:48) <@Byte|Laptop> love u TCM|dunc
(23:43:49) <@Byte|Laptop>
(23:43:50) <@TCM|dunc> I’m pretty confident
(23:43:54) Fisshu are you a virgin
(23:43:55) <@TCM|dunc> that it’s not me that looks mentally retarded
(23:43:57) <@TCM|dunc> but thanks
(23:43:58) <+Fisshu> no
(23:43:59) <+Fisshu> next question
(23:44:01) <@TCM|dunc> liar Fisshu
(23:44:13) fisshu would you sleep with ayedoc?
(23:44:17) <@TCM|dunc> I would
(23:44:17) your hand doesnt count Fisshu
(23:44:18) <+Fisshu> yes
(23:44:19) I love you Gryzor
(23:44:20) <+Fisshu> i know
(23:44:23) <@Byte|Laptop> Fragga
(23:44:25) <+Fisshu> haven’t you seen my pic??
(23:44:26) well
(23:44:28) <@TCM|dunc>
(23:44:29) <@TCM|dunc> I have
(23:44:30) you can either shut up
(23:44:31) <+Fisshu> am *I* a virgin
(23:44:33) <@Byte|Laptop> shouldn’t u be watching nigella?
(23:44:33) <@Byte|Laptop> fs
(23:44:33) * Quit: Mirelin (~Another.D@ip-130-6.ultranet.lv) (Ping timeout)
(23:44:35) or call jonni a liar
(23:44:41) i would not recommend the latter
(23:44:42) fisshu, would you pluck btyes monobrow?
(23:44:43) <@TCM|dunc> jonni you’re a liar
(23:44:44) <@TCM|dunc> !?!?!/
(23:44:44) <@TF2PickupBot2> TCM|dunc: The pickup is paused right now, so I can’t process your command.
(23:44:45) since he is a really nice guy
(23:44:46) <@TCM|dunc> who the fuck is jonni
(23:44:47) oh, wait
(23:44:49) i got distracted *IF THATS POSSIBLE* by my pc bleeping!
(23:44:51) <+Fisshu> for byte, anything
(23:44:54) <+Fisshu> more questions
(23:44:55) <@Byte|Laptop> i have a monobrow?
(23:44:58) the same one who told us about byte showing AC-things at lan

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NERD-OFF: Gryzor schools dunc with over 4000 lines of source code