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		<title>Our medic is not so awesome</title>
		<link>http://fakkelbrigade.eu/archives/2391/our-medic-is-not-so-awesome</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Jan 2011 18:49:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Arie</dc:creator>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://fakkelbrigade.eu/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/magicmirelin.png" title="Magic Mirelin" rel="milkbox[2391]"><img class="size-full wp-image-2392 " title="Magic Mirelin"  src="http://fakkelbrigade.eu/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/magicmirelin.png" alt="" width="551" height="480" /></a><br />
This Magic Mirelin Moment balances out <a href="http://fakkelbrigade.eu/archives/2372/our-medic-is-awesome" target="_blank">this previous post about his awesomeness</a></p>
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		<title>Dignitas is pro</title>
		<link>http://fakkelbrigade.eu/archives/2381/dignitas-is-pro</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Dec 2010 18:06:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Arie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[httpvh://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33jGbdDWExo Dignitas is so good, they don&#8217;t need to cap 4th before capping last!]]></description>
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<p>Dignitas is so good, they don&#8217;t need to cap 4th before capping last!</p>
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		<title>Shintaz/Patrick giving FB a bad name</title>
		<link>http://fakkelbrigade.eu/archives/1733/patrick-giving-fb-a-bad-name</link>
		<comments>http://fakkelbrigade.eu/archives/1733/patrick-giving-fb-a-bad-name#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Jan 2010 22:06:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Arie</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Imagination Land]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fail]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Shintaz, Shitnaz, Patrick, or whatever you call yourself today, you and your teamstacking shitnerds are giving the Brigade a bad name. While you rape and pillage in our name, you use the prettiest avatar, the Boomer avatar. This avatar was specially created for the most decent and honest man ever conceived by a Welsh hooker [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Shintaz, Shitnaz, Patrick, or whatever you call yourself today, you and your <a href="http://steamcommunity.com/groups/stacklols/members" target="_blank">teamstacking shitnerds</a> are giving the Brigade a bad name.</p>
<p>While you rape and pillage in our name, you use the prettiest avatar, the Boomer avatar. This avatar was specially created for the most decent and honest man ever conceived by a Welsh hooker trying to earn some crack, [FB] Cook. You sully his good name!</p>
<p>Cease and desist, or we will send our lawyers. You&#8217;ve never even been FB, you&#8217;re a retired TF2 noob, so why make us look bad?</p>
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<div id="attachment_1736" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 308px"><a rel="milkbox" href="http://fakkelbrigade.eu/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/smoke.png" title="Sm0king serv0rs" rel="milkbox[1733]"><img class="size-medium wp-image-1736 " title="Sm0king serv0rs"  src="http://fakkelbrigade.eu/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/smoke-298x300.png" alt="" width="298" height="300" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Bad boy</p></div>
<p>First <a href="http://usk-clan.com/index.php?option=com_content&amp;view=article&amp;id=47:fackelbrigade-visited-usk&amp;catid=2:news&amp;Itemid=5" target="_blank">this</a> and now you&#8217;ve made <a href="http://usk-clan.com/index.php?option=com_content&amp;view=article&amp;id=51:fb-again&amp;catid=2:news&amp;Itemid=5" target="_blank">smoke come out of their server</a>. Have you no sense of decency sir?</p>
<p>A word of advice to USK:</p>
<p><strong>Ban the fucktards</strong>. All of them. You can find all these pricks and their STEAM_ID&#8217;s in your logs, or on etf2l.org<br />
BANHAMMER, FOR GREAT JUSTICE!</p>
<p><strong>update:</strong></p>
<p>Apparently the stackteam is already banned.</p>
<blockquote><p>23:19 &#8211; Patrick: they crashed it to get rid of us<br />
23:19 &#8211; Patrick: we know that<br />
23:19 &#8211; Patrick: they know that<br />
23:19 &#8211; Patrick: and it didnt work until we got banned<br />
23:19 &#8211; Patrick: so change the news post <img src='http://fakkelbrigade.eu/wordpress/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif' alt=':(' class='wp-smiley' /><br />
23:19 &#8211; Patrick: or at least get rid of the ban the fucktards bit, cos that&#8217;s already a reality</p></blockquote>
<p><strong>update 2:</strong></p>
<p>More slander of Cook&#8217;s good name by Shintaz/Patrick</p>
<blockquote><p>23:23 &#8211; Patrick: and put that cook was in on it<br />
23:24 &#8211; [FB] Arie the Arrogant Atheist: lies!<br />
23:24 &#8211; [FB] Arie the Arrogant Atheist: A man of such high morals would never agree to such an evil thing<br />
23:25 &#8211; Patrick: he&#8217;s practically the leader<br />
23:25 &#8211; Patrick: <img src='http://fakkelbrigade.eu/wordpress/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p></blockquote>
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		<title>Little bit of downtime</title>
		<link>http://fakkelbrigade.eu/archives/1416/little-bit-of-downtime</link>
		<comments>http://fakkelbrigade.eu/archives/1416/little-bit-of-downtime#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 21:46:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Arie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As you might have noticed we&#8217;ve been down for the past 40 hours. This is due to our hoster (i3D) getting in a fight with their datacenter (WeDare). i3D has now moved all servers to a new datacenter (their own). INTERACTIVE 3D OPENS 36,000 SQ FT DATACENTER 28-10-2009 -Rotterdam, October 27th 2009 – i3D has [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As you might have noticed we&#8217;ve been down for the past 40 hours.</p>
<p>This is due to our hoster (i3D) getting in a fight with their datacenter (WeDare). i3D has now moved all servers to a new datacenter (their own).</p>
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<h3>INTERACTIVE 3D OPENS 36,000 SQ FT DATACENTER</h3>
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<p><span><strong>28-10-2009</strong> -Rotterdam, October 27th 2009 – i3D has outgrown its current datacenter. The past months the i3D team has been working hard to ensure a smooth transition to our brand new datacenter.</p>
<p>Our new datacenter, SmartDC “Dataport of Rotterdam”, is located at the Van Nelle national monument in Rotterdam. The SmartDC facility is 36,000 sq ft with over 12 megawatt power available. This massive capacity provides i3D the much needed space to expand their European hosting activities. Together with our multimillion datacenter, i3D launches a 53 gigabit redundant network built on proven technology and connected to international carriers in our own datacenter and Amsterdam.<br />
By controlling the datacenter and network aspect of our operations even further, i3D will provide an even higher level of service to existing and future customers.</p>
<p><strong>Expected downtime of services</strong><br />
On the night of Tuesday 27th to Wednesday 28th of October, i3D will be relocating all clients hosting in the Netherlands to our new datacenter “SmartDC” in Rotterdam. The transfer will start at Tuesday 11:30 PM and the last servers should leave their old locations on Wednesday 5 AM. In this timeframe clients will experience a maximum of 4 hours downtime while the servers are being transferred and setup at our new facility.</p>
<p><strong>Support during this maintenance</strong><br />
i3D support staff will be available by phone, live chat and ticket during this night to provide updates on server status and direct technical support to our clients.</p>
<p>On Wednesday technical engineers and support staff will be available until midnight to assist in solving any urgent technical issues.<br />
We ask our clients to use the ticket support for technical issues and our live chat or phone support for any general inquiries.</p>
<p><strong>Affected locations</strong><br />
European i3D datacenter operations in Frankfurt, London and Paris are slightly affected while our primary name server is moved. i3D services in Japan, Australia and the United States are unaffected.</p>
<p><strong>About our new facility</strong><br />
SmartDC is located at the industrial national monument Van Nelle in Rotterdam, The Netherlands. This facility is located 0.5 mile from previous Rotterdam location.</p>
<p>SmartDC has over 12 megawatt available on the 23 kV power network. The complete datacenter is setup for high density hosting with 32 AMP 230V AC racks. Two power feeds are available per rack and the datacenter is equipped with both UPS and generator equipment. Each datacenter suite contains 34 racks with both cold and warm corridors enclosed.</p>
<p><strong>About i3D</strong><br />
i3D is an independent global hosting provider with a clear focus on gaming services.<br />
With 12 worldwide locations, i3D provides global coverage for game titles on the PC, Xbox360 and Playstation 3. Our in-house developed software runs platform independent and is used by most major publishers to globally manage and monitor their online game servers. i3D owns and operates 1400 servers and hosts another 1200 servers in our colocation facility in Rotterdam.</p>
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		<title>Fisshu and his FaNs</title>
		<link>http://fakkelbrigade.eu/archives/602/fisshu-and-his-fans</link>
		<comments>http://fakkelbrigade.eu/archives/602/fisshu-and-his-fans#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2009 20:36:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Arie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fisshu doesn&#8217;t seem to like playing against scouts that use the FaN. Strangely, we heard he&#8217;s changing his nickname to &#8220;[FB] Fisshu the FaN fan&#8221;.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="size-full wp-image-603 alignnone" title="FaN hater" src="http://fakkelbrigade.eu/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/fanhater.png" alt="FaN hater" width="395" height="63" /></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Fisshu doesn&#8217;t seem to like playing against scouts that use the FaN.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Strangely, we heard he&#8217;s changing his nickname to &#8220;[FB] Fisshu the FaN fan&#8221;.</p>
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		<title>Exfane beaten by clanless shitnerd</title>
		<link>http://fakkelbrigade.eu/archives/589/exfane-beaten-by-clanless-shitnerd</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2009 08:43:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Arie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Our bestest aggro soldier Exfane competed in the ETF2L soldier 1on1 cup. We had high hopes for him, but all came crashing down last weekend when our favourite div1 soldier had to play a clanless shitnerd called &#8216;codcrille&#8216; (who was supposed to play scout for a div3 team in season 5 of ETF2L). &#160; The [...]]]></description>
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<p>Our bestest aggro soldier Exfane competed in the ETF2L soldier 1on1 cup.</p>
<p>We had high hopes for him, but all came crashing down last weekend when our favourite div1 soldier had to play a clanless shitnerd called &#8216;<a title="codcrille" href="http://etf2l.org/forum/user/1630/" target="_blank">codcrille</a>&#8216; (who was supposed to play scout for a div3 team in season 5 of ETF2L).</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>The final score, 30-15 to codcrille. Many excuses were made by the Insanus Exfanus, including: &#8220;I was shit, he pwned&#8221; and the all-time n00b&#8217;s favourite &#8220;server sucked&#8221;.</p>
<p>Good luck in the semi-finals codcrille!</p>
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