Jan 16 2010

Shintaz/Patrick giving FB a bad name

Shintaz, Shitnaz, Patrick, or whatever you call yourself today, you and your teamstacking shitnerds are giving the Brigade a bad name.

While you rape and pillage in our name, you use the prettiest avatar, the Boomer avatar. This avatar was specially created for the most decent and honest man ever conceived by a Welsh hooker trying to earn some crack, [FB] Cook. You sully his good name!

Cease and desist, or we will send our lawyers. You’ve never even been FB, you’re a retired TF2 noob, so why make us look bad?

Bad boy

First this and now you’ve made smoke come out of their server. Have you no sense of decency sir?

A word of advice to USK:

Ban the fucktards. All of them. You can find all these pricks and their STEAM_ID’s in your logs, or on etf2l.org


Apparently the stackteam is already banned.

23:19 – Patrick: they crashed it to get rid of us
23:19 – Patrick: we know that
23:19 – Patrick: they know that
23:19 – Patrick: and it didnt work until we got banned
23:19 – Patrick: so change the news post :(
23:19 – Patrick: or at least get rid of the ban the fucktards bit, cos that’s already a reality

update 2:

More slander of Cook’s good name by Shintaz/Patrick

23:23 – Patrick: and put that cook was in on it
23:24 – [FB] Arie the Arrogant Atheist: lies!
23:24 – [FB] Arie the Arrogant Atheist: A man of such high morals would never agree to such an evil thing
23:25 – Patrick: he’s practically the leader
23:25 – Patrick: 😉

Aug 31 2009

Exfane wins the prize!

Turris FinalLast sunday, Exfane was finally sober enough to play the ETF2L cp_turris cup final against pingu.

Using all his skills, focus and GameSense(tm)(r) he needed over 9 minutes to make the final (3-0) capture.

After the match, Exfane told a reporter:

“This match was a lot tougher than the one against Shitnaz, really had to give it my all this time”




The match wasn’t played on FB server #1 (fakkelbrigade.eu:27015) but on the infamous ETF2L admin b0x (

Pingu had this to say about the FB server #1:

pingu “it’s laggin real bad, can’t play here, lots of choke”

The ETF2L admin b0x was much better:

[FB] The Insane Exfane “this ok then?”
pingu “ye alrite”
[FB] The Insane Exfane “you dont have lag?”
pingu “nop”

Exfane was happy with both servers

[FB] The Insane Exfane “you wanna know what etf2l srv this is”
[FB] The Insane Exfane “the fb server #1″
[FB] The Insane Exfane “so youre a lying cunt”
pingu “wtf”
pingu “but before i was lagging”

Exfane’s victory can be viewed in all glory using the STV demo.




Jun 3 2009


Clones IncBecause we couldn’t find any higher rated clans yesterday we played Clones-Inc. Clones-Inc are fabulously friendly funny frenchies, even though they’re the “scoot scoot” kind of frenchy.

It wasn’t really an exciting match, and we also played cp_well by our request. Meh :/

Jun 1 2009

Tie against Coolclan

We tied the cool guys of coolclan

vs coolclan on cp_fastlanevs coolclan on cp_granary

Jun 1 2009

Win against IDK?

We beat IDK? in a nice and friendly PCW. Also, Extremer is a drunken Russian.

win vs IDKwin vs IDK?